Mud, Mud and More Mud

Posted by on January 15th 2007 to Cities of the South, Festivals, Fairs, and Events, Southern Byways, Southern Humor, Things to See in Texas  Tagged , ,
Mud, Mud and More Mud

Talk about making something out of nothing, who knew draining the San Antonio River could lead to a parade, an arts and crafts show, and a mud pie ball? It’s really one of those things you have to check out for yourself.
“Held for one week in January to celebrate the draining of the San Antonio River for maintenance by the Parks & Recreation Department. Civic & Media personalities vie for the title of the Michelob Ultra Mud Queen & Mud King by competing to see who can raise the most quarter votes for the Association. The celebration features: Michelob …read more

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Strange Laws of North Carolina

Posted by on October 30th 2006 to History, Southern Byways, Southern Humor  Tagged , ,
Strange Laws of North Carolina

In North Carolina, elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
You have to wonder how these laws ever came to be. The stories behind the laws are probably funnier than the laws themselves! And there are a lot!
Wacky Laws, Weird Decisions, and Strange Statutes
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Hot Nights by Tropical Bob

Posted by on October 26th 2006 to Link of the Day, Southern Byways, Southern Humor  Tagged , , , ,
Hot Nights by Tropical Bob

On a daily basis, Tropical Bob has some pearls of wisdom to share and you simply never know what it will be. Personally, I can’t resist going over to see what he has come up with. One day it was for a kickass vodka drink that had a lot more kick to it than you might imagine. Today, he’s talking about the weather.
What Tropical Bob has to say today…

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Southern Humor

Posted by on August 26th 2006 to Southern Byways, Southern Humor  Tagged
Southern Humor

Now you have to admit… these are funny. These are just a few analogies and metaphors that appeared on high school essays!
Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a …read more

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All Things to All People – Southern Humor

Posted by on August 13th 2006 to Southern Byways, Southern Humor  Tagged
All Things to All People – Southern Humor

Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would be Romeo, asked, “What type of man attracts you?”
“I’ve always been drawn to Native American men,” she replied. “They’re so in tune with nature.”
“I see,” the man said, nodding.
“But then, I really go for Jewish men who put women on a pedestal and I can hardly resist the way Southern men treat their ladies with such respect.”
“Please, forgive me for not introducing myself properly,” said the man. “My name is Running Bear Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba.”
If you have ever …read more

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